The Museum of Sudden Disappearances

"Tom Davidson always makes me laugh. Always. Tom is one of those people who not only sees the world with his own particular skew, he helps readers see it that way, too. Check out his stories and find out why Tom Davidson is one of the best humor authors on this tilted planet."

-- Karen Dionne, author of THE MARSH KING'S DAUGHTER
"Thomas Davidson is undoubtedly one of the funniest writers alive today. I run ALL THINGS CRIME BLOG and I post pieces by the inimitable Thomas Davidson every time I can convince him to send one my way. Thomas' rapier-like wit never disappoints. Some of the time he's making you laugh out loud; at other times, he catches you up short and you find yourself pondering the ways and means of this peculiar world, which after all is every writer's goal."
-- Patrick Moore, ALL THINGS CRIME BLOG, and author of CICERO'S DEAD

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Thomas Davidson -- blog CEO & Janitor

This blog is sort of the red-haired stepchild of my web site (where I try to behave myself). "Appearance" is key in today's authorial world. My website is the sensible adult in the room, screaming, "Stop it -- or I'll slap your lips off!"

Here, why bother?

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Hello? Is anybody home?

Welcome, museum lovers.

Lost? No flashlight, no map? No sweat. Welcome to the Museum of Sudden Disappearances. Free admission. We never close. Help yourself to the exhibits. If it fits in your pocket, take it home!

"Jurassic Jim" Fleetwood, curator

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PHONE JU-JITSU (an essay on judo & your phone) (1)
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stop yawning...start reading (1)
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THE EXPEDITION - what really happened to explorer Ernest Shackleton & crew at the South Pole (1)
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The Museum of Sudden Disappearances

"Jurassic Jim" Fleetwood, curator

PAST IS PRESENT

"Jurassic Jim" Fleetwood discovers when the past is present, the present is past. (Translation: Major guano hits the fan.)

EXIT

This story begins at a movie theater. At this theater, you never go out...the way you come in.

Frankenstein: Sperm Donor Daredevil

This is endtimes for elegance. Good manners are in a meltdown. It's time to surrender our standards. This flimsy collection of humor is for converted connoisseurs of bad behavior.