WORLD WAR 3
(beneath the Christmas tree)
a children's story?
This holiday story has two versions. One for children. One for adults diagnosed with inoperable humor disorder. The adult version will appear soon on Patrick Moore's criminally fascinating blog, ALL THINGS CRIME. In the meantime, below is the link to the slightly dark and demented kiddie version, which appears with music and sound effects on Booktrack. Now, let's get in the mood...
TWAS THE NIGHT before Christmas,
when all through the McNutt house
Creatures (with impoverished consciences) were stirring,
not much bigger than a mouse.