Fake News from an Alt-Universe
Anthony Scaramucci, "the Mooch," the frisky White House communications director, addressed 40,000 Boy Scouts at their national Jamboree.
Here's the Mooch signaling to the kids that he's #1. Below is the complete transcript of the rhetorician's remarks.
MOOCH: "Go...pluck yo'selves! Pluck all you stupid plucks! Cuz I'm the effin meanest mama-plucker in town! I can pluck all nite long. I'm the dean of the lean mean pluck machines!"
crowd goes wild
Then the Mooch knocks it out of the park. "Eat yo' heart out...coz I'm a one-man pluck-fest!"
Jammin' at the Jamboree
EDITOR'S NOTE: Is this Emerson, Lake & Palmer? The Jimi Hendrix Experience or Nirvana?
Not exactly. Pictured above:
Center: the Mooch
Right: Louis E. Gluck, Chancellor of the Academy of American Tongue-Twisters